Attention Would-Be Spammers: Time is money, and content is king. If you elect to contact this website and waste my time with nonsense, please be advised that I will use that content to provide entertainment for myself and my readers.
I reserve the right to republish it on this website in any format I deem appropriate — as well as sharing your contact information so that others can spam you in much the same manner. I think that’s only fair. Consider yourself warned.